20, het, cis. a connecticut boy in wisconsin (man it's cold).

 

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

storeboughtisfine:

deepinmyb0nes:

In honor of national dog day, here’s a vid of my sister’s dog Buddy struggling to get inside. Hahahaha.

buddy does not know

i love this dog

wickedclothes:

Rice Cube

Makes sushi in seconds - no mats or sticky rice required. Squashes ingredients into perfect bite sized cubes. Works with all rice types, including brown and wild rice. Currently on sale at Amazon.

devil-cant-afford-prada:

tyrannyoftheurgent:

sailorsoldierofanxiety:

best-princess-ever:

getabducted:

makogori5ever:

sizvideos:

Heat sensitive paint - Video

Its like life size Hot Wheelz

screaming

Imagine driving that our while its raining

i need this for reasons

yessssss

I GOT SO STRESSED JUST THEN BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEY WERE POURING BLACK PAINT ON THAT CAR AND I WAS LIKE NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CANNOT D THAT

cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo





all right, you’ve convinced me. 

cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

image

all right, you’ve convinced me. 

(Source: feelinalrightsaturdaynight)

crabbyjammies:

capitalistpropaganda:

"what’s the worst that could happen? I’ll be TOO cool?" I say as I strap the rocket blasters to my heelys

(Source: walmarts)

masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

(Source: Wikipedia)

officialdaddyegbert:

Gentle reminder that people working in customer service are paid to be nice to you and you should not fucking flirt with them because you’re probably making them extremely uncomfortable you piece of shit don’t force us into engaging your gross ass